Laws redefined

Newtons laws redefined :

Luckily there is no apple tree near my house but my cousin had thrown the apple on my head since then strange laws came into my mind

1) Under absence of external couching toppers tops and duffers fails
That’s is students have huge inertia to move.

2) In presence of couching the progress of student is propotional
to rate of change of subject.
Rate of change subject ,r = mv

m=inertia of student
v=speed of studies

P=dr/dt

ultimately,
P=ma

a=accelaration in studies

3) To every action of lecturer there is equal and opposite response
by students

Law of conservation of notes:

Notes can neither be created nor destroyed but can only be transformed (xeroxed)from one form to another
Total amount of notes in college always remains constant.

Relativity:
Whethere the girl gives you kiss or you give kiss to girl that depends on position of observer

Negative Feedback:
When you do something positive like proposig a girl and got a slam that’s negative feedback that will keep you stable.